Well today was the day of the race, 42 times around the upper deck - v v boring! Linkin Park kept me company thou and bought one of those ipod things that lets you strap it to your arm so it doesn't fall out of your shorts ( the ipod ) and it was over 40 degrees so was a trifle warm!!!!
Did get up at 6:30 to start but had a few beers at the school disco last night so decided to go back to bed for bit
Navy star e-mails have crashed again so have lost everything Hopefully it will be back on line by Wed so if I haven't answered you - you know why

OK, it's only a 10 k run ( 42 times around the upper deck ffs! )but why do I feel that I got conned into it by my boss???? " George, you are doing this aren't you?" So that will be a yes then lol! Oh well pay a tenner to RNBT and get a free t-shirt - bargain lol! But as I said - it's all for charity mate!!!!!!

http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/
Its a site raising money for ALL UK service people injured during the current conflicts going on in the world ( you know where I mean! ) PS have been volunteering to go for months but they wont let me off

Well it's been flippy ages since have been anywhere, the high light of today was tug-of-war! Supposed to be having a film on the flight deck but had to RV with the Yanks and as we speak they are 3 hours late, so it was cancelled for nothing Has anyone seen Note Book? App it's a weepy but anything diff is welcome ( have just bought all the Sunday afternoon B&W RAF films to watch - well have seen all the NAvy ones lol )
Supposed to get into Muscat on Monday and at the Min we haven't been allocated a berth ffs! Come over here, train there lot, help them chase smugglers and pirates and this is what we get, yeah cheers!
As you can tell am having on of THEM days - not a lots gone right yet and it's gone pipe down!

United Kingdom Needs A Leader Like This

Prime Minister John Howard -Australia

Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out ofAustralia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.

Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote: 'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture.. Since the terrorist attacks onBali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.'

'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'

'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!'

'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'

We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'

'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom,

'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'

'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted'

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac

with huge tits

who owns a liquor store

and a golf course.

This doesn't rhyme

and I don't give a shit.

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits

Just fill in a word - it's easy
Your going to star in my next ......

well just another boring day :-( 80 miles from the coast! What is more disappointing - no fone signal or a fone signal and no messages???? It's not the hope its the expectation I can't stand! As you can prob guess my fone sort of started working - ok it sent me mate Angel 40 blank texts in Salalah but hey it's calmed down a lot!
Revisiting a previous rant, bet the bloody prisoners can watch the match?? More than we can ffs! Not saying who I want to win as long as they play in a fetching shade of blue ( OK Dee ? )
Weather is hot - as always!!! Only about 40 this aft but hey I can live with that! Not that I saw much of it was stuck in the Bay, watching someone turn yellow. Apparently they aren't supposed to do that?
Anyway it's pay day and my mate Amazon wants to send me more stuff, well you gotta get mail somehow haha

Eight Little Words

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female . . Any part under a car's hood.

Male . . . The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female . . Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male . . . Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female . . The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male . . Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female . . A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male . . . Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female . .  A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male . . .  Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female . .  An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male . . . A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)! n.

Female . . The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male . . . Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female . . A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male . . . A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND:

He said . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . . You wear pants, don't you?

He said . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . . That's a good idea -- you stand by the ironing board while I sit

on the sofa and fart!

He said  . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . .  How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said . .  We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . .  Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?

She said . . They already have boyfriends.

She said . . What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?

He said . . A widow.

He said . . Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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