Waiting on the waiting game

Ok it's one of those questions you come up with when you may have had a few! How the hell do you build a Pier???? If you go over to my facebook thing you will see several pics of Roker and Seaburn WITH PIERS! HOW? DO you just pour a load of concrete on to the beach and hope for the best?????? tried to google it but it was all technical shit! Help! Pier building for idiots please???????????

Spread your wings and fly away?????. The life and times of Faffajane ? Merry Christmas! I was ever so pleased when I found out who my secret Santa was to be! Thanks for making it easy for me not! So I did the decent thing ? and copied Milly?s ? I wish lol! I started at the beginning and read backwards! FJ?s blog is ?The insights of a busy Wife and Mother? Two of the hardest jobs going ? oh and she also has a ?proper? job ?. How? Happily married for 18 years she looks on her husbands idiosyncrasies ( shouting at the TV ) with a kind hearted affection and only a slight concern for the location of his marbles ;) We also know that she has never fallen asleep at work, but as she has never blacked out from drinking or pole danced with the festive season well nigh here, there is always room for improvement! Slightly worrying is her fear that The East Anglian Regiment may pop round for the hols and she may be caught short in the catering department ? don?t worry, it happens to the best of us ;) Aware of her place in the scheme of Christmas she will happily let hubby place the Fairy on the pointy bit and grin and bear any asides he comes out with! Infact reading more and more of this blog, there is just one thing that shines through all the travelling around to visit shows and the nursing doled out to various members of her family is the fact that she is a very happy person who has had struggles and still lets the love she has for her family show in every thing that she does!

The Rules:
1. You can only say YES or NO!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!

Taken a picture naked? : - Yes
Made out with a member of the same sex? : - No

Danced in front of your mirror? : - Yes

Told a lie? : - Yes

Gotten in a car with people you just met?: - Yes
Been in a fist fight? : - Yes

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? : - Yes

Been arrested? : - Yes
Left your house without telling your parents? : - Yes

Ditched school to do something more fun? : - Yes

Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? : - Yes

Seen someone die? : - Yes
Kissed a picture? : - Yes
Slept in until 3? : - Yes
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? : - Yes
Played dress up? : - Yes

Fallen asleep at work/school? : - Yes
Felt an earthquake? : - No
Touched a snake? : - Yes

Ran a red light? : - Yes

Had detention? : - Yes
Been in a car accident? : - Yes

Pole danced? : - Yes
Been lost? : - Yes

Sang karaoke? : - Yes

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? : - Yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? : - Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? : - Yes

Kissed in the rain? : - Yes

Sang in the shower? : - Yes
Got your tongue stuck to a pole? : - No

Ever gone to school partially naked? : - No
Sat on a roof top? : - Yes

Played chicken? : - Yes

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? : - Yes

Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? : - Yes

Broken a bone? : - No
Mooned/flashed someone? : - Yes
Forgotten someone's name? : - Yes

Slept naked? : - Yes

Blacked out from drinking? : - Yes
Played a prank on someone? : - Yes
Felt like killing someone? : - Yes
Made a parent cry? : - Yes
Cried over someone? : - Yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? : - Yes
Had/Have a dog? : - Yes
Been in a band? : - No
Drank 25 sodas in a day? : - No
Shot a gun? : - Yes

Your turn!

and only THREE bags
Can even lift them
Not at the same time thou
Just the rubbish to ditch
Then bedtime
But am up at 06:30

Since 10:20 this morning I have been trying to read and approve my annual appraisal, I know it's good cos I wrote it
But JPA our crap system we bought second hand from McDonalds or where ever will not let anyone log in - so at the min the few who have been able to book leave ( thats me folks ) can't go anywhere as it hasn't been approved yet! Bloody cheap skates!
It sucks BIG TIME!
Oh well roll on Friday or Monday or when ever I can go

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
jackasses.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more
screwed up than you think.
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.
I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
celebrities.
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your
house, one of your kids did it.
I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you
too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real
pains in the ass are permanent.

that I have deleted my last 3 0r 4 posts - something I haven't done for ages and ages! If you see me posting when I'm on a downer just tell me to bugger off for a while -ok ? M that means you lol!
And another thing ( talking bout M ) as only my friends can tag me - who did it?????? M says it wasn't her so ........ come on, own up!

Well here I am in a hotel in Scotland BORED STIFF!
The place is awesome truely ( It's ran by 2 gay guys - one of which is Irish and constantly plays Irish music including the Pogues, Saw Doctors, Dubliners etc etc so that fine! )
Person I am here with is asleep and can't take no for an answer! You can only rephrase "no" so many ways - can't you?
Food is top Beer is expensive
Oh well - work again on Monday

HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO'S

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping

This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford :

Dear Mrs. Murray ,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'

Hiya blogland! Just chillin in me conservatory on a lazy Friday Been talking to LOML and hopefully meeting up soon! So all is good with the world ????? Hope you can feel the love? lol G