Snow White and the 7 dwarves are walking through Jesmond this afternoon when they suddenly fall through a huge hole! Snow White manages to ring the Firebrigade before her battery died.
The fireman shouts down the hole, "is everyone okay?"
One of the dwarves shouts, "Yes I'm fine! And Newcastle will beat Sunderland at home today for sure!!"
The fireman whispers to his fellow firefigher, "Least we know Dopey's okay".