Waiting on the waiting game

We are 3 hours in front of you, plodding through the Red Sea - and the weather is divs! Next stop isn't till next week so can't wait to go out to play :-)

My month long headache is finally going ( If you ain't heard thats cos I deleted most of my stuff - boredom strikes again )

Catch you all again later and sweet dreams lol

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some
of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government
takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's
cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The
government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The
government takes them and put them in a barn with
everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken
farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the
government took from the chicken farmers. The
government gives you as much milk and eggs as the
regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes
both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the
milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors
help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have
to take care of them, but the government takes all the
milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The
government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government
takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors
decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows.
Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the
milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the
government regulates what you can feed them and
when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk
them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other
and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you
to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the
milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the
cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two
cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government
requires you to take harmonica lessons.

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
jackasses.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more
screwed up than you think.
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.
I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
celebrities.
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your
house, one of your kids did it.
I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you
too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real
pains in the ass are permanent.