FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some
of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government
takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's
cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The
government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The
government takes them and put them in a barn with
everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken
farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the
government took from the chicken farmers. The
government gives you as much milk and eggs as the
regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes
both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the
milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors
help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have
to take care of them, but the government takes all the
milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The
government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government
takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors
decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows.
Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the
milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the
government regulates what you can feed them and
when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk
them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other
and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you
to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the
milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the
cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two
cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government
requires you to take harmonica lessons.