The Maid asked her employer for a raise in pay.
As you'd expect, the lady of the house was concerned about this and asked:
'Now Maria, why do you think you deserve an increase?'
Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I feel I should have an
increase. Firstly, I iron better than you do.'
Lady of the house: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'The Master said so.'
Lady of the house: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'Secondly, I am a better cook than you.'
Lady of the house: 'Nonsense, whoever said you were a better cook than I
am?'
Maria: 'The Master did.'
Lady of the house: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'And my third reason is that I am better in bed than you are.'
Lady of the house (very agitated now): 'Did the Master tell you that
too...?'
Maria: 'No Madam...the gardener did.'
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