Well we stopped dead in the water and got ready to take the plunge - however after taking a few phots and waiting for the flippy booties to move, the first few were getting out of the water covered in jelly fish stings, plus the fact I saw a sea snake well I thought I would leave it till next time haha!
Not so much fun is the fact pusser has blocked play.com so am stuck with Amazon - well you gotta get mail somehow!!!!!!!
Anyway Fujairah 2moz ctp and co's lunch - right laugh NOT!!!!!!!
Posts archive for: 1 April, 2008
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Hands to bathe!
@ 2008-04-01 – 18:44:17
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How the maid got a rise.............
@ 2008-04-01 – 18:34:22
The Maid asked her employer for a raise in pay.
As you'd expect, the lady of the house was concerned about this and asked:
'Now Maria, why do you think you deserve an increase?'Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I feel I should have an
increase. Firstly, I iron better than you do.'Lady of the house: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'The Master said so.'
Lady of the house: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'Secondly, I am a better cook than you.'
Lady of the house: 'Nonsense, whoever said you were a better cook than I
am?'Maria: 'The Master did.'
Lady of the house: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'And my third reason is that I am better in bed than you are.'
Lady of the house (very agitated now): 'Did the Master tell you that
too...?'Maria: 'No Madam...the gardener did.'