I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit
lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see
advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling
herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful
long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the
kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. "Wow! she sounded sexy".
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to
my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with
you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want
it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the
whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements,
toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot
and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby.
Now, how does that sound?"
She says,
That sounds fantastic to me, but for an outside line you need to dial 9."
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