well just another boring day :-( 80 miles from the coast! What is more disappointing - no fone signal or a fone signal and no messages???? It's not the hope its the expectation I can't stand! As you can prob guess my fone sort of started working - ok it sent me mate Angel 40 blank texts in Salalah but hey it's calmed down a lot!
Revisiting a previous rant, bet the bloody prisoners can watch the match?? More than we can ffs! Not saying who I want to win as long as they play in a fetching shade of blue ( OK Dee ? )
Weather is hot - as always!!! Only about 40 this aft but hey I can live with that! Not that I saw much of it was stuck in the Bay, watching someone turn yellow. Apparently they aren't supposed to do that?
Anyway it's pay day and my mate Amazon wants to send me more stuff, well you gotta get mail somehow haha

Eight Little Words

 

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female . . Any part under a car's hood.

Male . . . The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

 

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female . . Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male . . . Playing football without a cup.

 

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female . . The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male . . Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

 

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female . . A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male . . . Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

 

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female . .  A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male . . .  Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

 

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female . .  An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male . . . A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

 

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)! n.

Female . . The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male . . . Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

 

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female . . A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male . . . A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

 

AND:

 

He said . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . . You wear pants, don't you?

 

He said . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . . That's a good idea -- you stand by the ironing board while I sit

on the sofa and fart!

 

He said  . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

 

He said . .  How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said . .  We don't know; it has never happened.

 

He said . .  Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?

She said . . They already have boyfriends.

 

She said . . What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?

He said . . A widow.

 

He said . . Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

 

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