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by modone1966 @ 2008-05-09 - 20:48:12

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac

with huge tits

who owns a liquor store

and a golf course.

This doesn't rhyme

and I don't give a shit.


 
 

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VisionInBlueVisionInBlue pro
2008-05-09 @ 22:24

I had the whole family roaring with laughter on this one!! I love it!

modone1966modone1966 [Member]
2008-05-10 @ 23:03

Glad you liked it :) I try and post funny stuff that takes the mick out of both flavours ;)

xmillyxxxxmillyxxx pro
2008-05-10 @ 03:14

How very true!! If you know a man like that...pass him this way :))

modone1966modone1966 [Member]
2008-05-10 @ 21:55

Ok am on me way - will be there in October!!!! ;) mwah

xmillyxxxxmillyxxx pro
2008-05-10 @ 22:37

;) xMwahx

modone1966modone1966 [Member]
2008-05-10 @ 22:56

;) xmwah x back lol

trintrin1xtrintrin1x [Member]
2008-05-10 @ 19:14

:)) :)) x

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