A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl
announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and
make love for the first time The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had
sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He
tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy
for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it
being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's
parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited
for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken
to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is
still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no
movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you
were this religious.' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea
your father was a pharmacist.'
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First time sex
by modone1966
@ 2008-05-20 - 19:12:26
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I love that joke... mainly because I can imagine it actually happening!
 | modone1966 [Member] 2008-05-20 @ 21:18 |
As long as it ain't me hon! 
 | VisionInBlue pro 2008-05-20 @ 21:20 |
I'm sure that would never have happened to you! Some of my friends though... quite possible!
| modone1966 [Member] 2008-05-20 @ 21:26 |
Errrrrrrrr not sure if thats a compliment or not lol! Haven't met your friends thou so will take your word for it
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