Well some of it as I got bored!

1. Can you cook? 2 years at Catering College
2. What was your dream growing up? Richness! Sail the world
3. What talent do you wish you had? Shopping!!!
4. Favorite place? Portsmouth ( there is a reason )
5. Favorite actor? Steve Mcqueen
6. What was the last book you read more than once? 5 quarters of the Orange J Harris
7. What zodiac sign are you? Pisces
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Just the 6!
9. Worst Habit? Marlboro
10. Favorite snack? None really
11. What is your favorite sport? Football (SAFC) RU ( IRELAND )
12. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? Half full
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Check out your shoes
14. Best thing to ever happen to you? D**
15. Tell me one weird fact about you? Can't stand banana flavoured things!!!
16. Do you have any pets? want a cat
17. Do you know how to do the Macarena? Can't even spell it!
18. What time is it where you are now?. 22:39 Charlie time
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? They are just clowns!
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? Bank balance
21. Would you be a partner in crime or in conscience? Both!
22. What color eyes do you have? Brown
23. Ever been arrested? Just once!
24. Bottle or Draft? What you got?
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it? Buy shoes!

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride!Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the ' Chrysler Beagle'?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar. ;

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?