Waiting on the waiting game

Well it didn't start to bad apart from I woke at 5 and couldn't remember if I had to get up or not
Dragged myself up at half 6 for a giggle - not
Spent the morning in a Command Forum ( yawn!! )
Decided my new contacts needed a clean and the new cleaning stuff I got at the Yank PX app needs 6 hours to neutralize? So basically put hair bleach in my eye - not good Had to spend a "while" in sick bay having it washed out
Just to liven things up decided to stand on the foc'sle ( ship's pointy bit) while we filled up with petrol very emotional, almost fell asleep on the gun
Haven't managed to do my 20 miles this week, drew a line at 19 at it was that hot today it was hard to breath Never mind I did di 15 miles on the bike on Sunday so perhaps that counts towards it????
Found the Doc's fat messuring machine yesterday so have been playing Now down to 18.3 per cent so all the exercise MUST be paying off Pity the flippy tan is fading thou Oh well still got 35 days before we get back to the UK to top up again

Subject: CASE DISMISSED

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
Opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
Seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, 'Well your Honour, it was like this, when the lady got
On the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under
A sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will
Reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under
A deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,'
And I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honour, when She moved the fourth
Time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have
Prevented this Accident'... I just lost it.'

'CASE DISMISSED!!'  
Now keep that smile on your face and pass it on to someone else!!