If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would
now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been
worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5,
but if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all,
then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get
£214. So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice
is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
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- 2008-09-22 @ 22:13:19
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- 2008-09-22 @ 22:15:11
NPMP!
lol mwah!
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- 2008-09-22 @ 22:25:18
Yep me too

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- 2008-09-22 @ 22:34:12
You reckon the Council are coining it in then?
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- 2008-09-22 @ 22:45:59
Don't know I'll have to start selling my cans and find out

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- 2008-09-22 @ 22:48:04

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- 2008-09-22 @ 22:40:59
It's times like these that I am thankful to be completely skint!! Money, HUH! It's just numbers on a page. Well at least that is what I tell the bank manager.
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- 2008-09-22 @ 22:43:51
My bank manager likes me
I pay for his holidays each year 
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- 2008-09-22 @ 23:08:01
Empty can's eh...Best get drinking then

xMwahx-
- 2008-09-23 @ 09:08:38
Save some for me

trintrin1x
Bastard, i could have been a millionaire by now
xx