Well here I am in a hotel in Scotland BORED STIFF!
The place is awesome truely ( It's ran by 2 gay guys - one of which is Irish and constantly plays Irish music including the Pogues, Saw Doctors, Dubliners etc etc so that fine! )
Person I am here with is asleep and can't take no for an answer! You can only rephrase "no" so many ways - can't you?
Food is top Beer is expensive
Oh well - work again on Monday

HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO'S

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping

This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford :

Dear Mrs. Murray ,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'

Hiya blogland! Just chillin in me conservatory on a lazy Friday Been talking to LOML and hopefully meeting up soon! So all is good with the world ????? Hope you can feel the love? lol G

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Well I hope it ain't like Bloody Saturday ffs! No reception today so hopefully less drunks and broken bits
Have finally finished taking all the ammo of the ship now so can smoke and use fones again
And there is a buzz ( rumour ) that we might be able to go weekend 2moz YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well it was going to be a quiet duty however..........! Should really have guessed that it would all go wrong when the Ships Co. were being given free wine and beer at the reception! Soooooooooooooooooo it started at 6! First one over the gangway - a bit tired and emotional ( top shelf ) One broken hand One broken ankle One person fell down a ladder And then had to tell someone that a relative had died! So not a nice day really but shit happens!

Tonight is prob my last at sea this year!
The moves from Montrose to Crombie and then on to Rosyth only take a few hours each !!!! Sooooooooooooo what happens now??????????

Well we have sailed again but only till Friday
Scotland will be very nice I'm sure, if only to meet up with an ols friend? She isn't that old so if your reading this hon... I didn't mean it like that lol!
Going to see Slipknot in Dec so thats something else I've got to do - apart from work that is