humour

re-posted while I wait on JPA from modone1966 347 days old

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in I've learned that one good turn gets ...

Stolen from .......... from modone1966 358 days old

HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO'S Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping This letter ...

Good advice????????????????????? from modone1966 424 days old

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth ...

Stolen from Dee - as per hehe from modone1966 424 days old

An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table,  took his wife's hand in his and said, 'Martha, soon we will ...

TWO NUNS from modone1966 440 days old

TWO NUNS - not stolen from Dee There were two nuns One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical ...

toon from modone1966 442 days old

Oxo are releasing a new cube with the Newcastle badge on it.  They are calling it the laughing stock!

Stolen from Dee 11? from modone1966 449 days old

Subject: CASE DISMISSED A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man Opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another ...

Stolen from Dee 9? from modone1966 454 days old

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.  Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord ...

Stolen from Dee 8 from modone1966 467 days old

    3 men on a hike………… Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.Needing to get to the other side, ...

Stolen from WCG from modone1966 470 days old

Actual call centre conversations !!!!!     Customer:     'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'. Operator: ...